Meat ranch is another word for cum.
I painted her face with my meat ranch, it was so boss hog.
When your dick is covered with std's and such.
no, i heard he has a corn ranch.
When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.
When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!
I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time
When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.
I went to ranch status with his mom last night!
A dumbass who just shouts random shit in video games with his dumbass friends. Can also mean a complete goofy ahh need mor bullets mofo
Man, that n*gga is a slug on ranch.
The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.
"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."