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Rosenberg rash

You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.

“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma

by svinaktig July 6, 2021


Patts pipes is rash

Rash means rash

Patts pipes is rash

by Tessiedraws January 7, 2022


Rosebud rash

An itchy, red, patchy rash that occurs on your genitalia/ or mouth. Usually appears after making a regrettable decision while influenced by alcohol. Sometimes referred to as the Roubideaux Rash.

Around a week after the night Austin didn’t come home from the bar, Jill became nervous about the itchy rosebud shaped rash starting to appear. After a quick visit to the clinic she soon realized Austin had brought home the Rosebud rash, and shared it with her.

by Funnyguyposd September 15, 2022


Echidna Rash

An irritated discolouration of the skin around the finger joints usually brought about by prolonged exposure to japanese anthropomorphic personifications of obscure antipodean mammals.

1: Dude what the hell is that on your knuckles?
2: Oh man it's just something I picked up the other day. Doctor says it's called Echidna Rash.
1: Gross!
2: Nah. It's not as bad as the other week when I had the Botniks.
1: Don't wanna know...

by Branch Wanked February 5, 2011


grundy rash

After gettin mudbutt, term used to show advanced stages of the mb , usually after a long day of walkin on the golf course

Ryan: Dude i gotta sit down i got the grundy rash
Homer: dam son i only got the mb

by Stew-unit June 16, 2007


Rash girl

A girl who has a rash on her face. And knows it.

"She's just a rash girl and she knows it"

(tO tHe TuNe Of DrAkE - HoLd On WeRe GoInG hOmE)

by Super Turf October 24, 2013


Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it

I got road rash on my back wheels

by Road rasher August 14, 2023