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Zoomsday religion

Any doomsday religion, in a post-COVID world where social distancing prevent public preaching, that uses online methods such as Zoom to preach and proselytize it's doomsday message.

The email was a link to one of those Zoomsday religions.

by EVITATIVE September 13, 2020


office religion

noun, a religion you pretend to have to get off work on there holidays.

Phil: "Tim has such an office religion I never see him at my Jewish Temple". Frank: "probably".

by OthedevastatorO March 27, 2011


Elmo religion

Not a cult.

The elmo religion is not a cult

by ElmoPope May 18, 2022


Hellenic religion

Hellenic religion, what are our differences from christianity and Hellenic religion? We are Religion, it is a fraud. We are Hellenic religion. We believe in Gods co-existing with the Nature, it believes in an extra terrestrial god who hates Nature. We protect Hellenism, it destroys Hellenism. We forge the Hellenic consciousness of Hellenes, it makes the Hellenes adopt jewish spirit and habits. We bring love, peace and wisdom, it brought hatred, slaughter and evil. We are in Greece, Greek
What do we want? To liberate Hellas from the dictatorship of the sect of nazarenes. To name Hellenes after ancient Hellenic names. To teach in our schools the Hellenic Religion. Respect for the Nature. To rebuild and re-function all Holy Hellenic Temples. Extension of our ideological and cultural borders. World domination of the Hellenic Spirit.
What is to be done? The Holy War never stops. We are flooded with anti-hellenic beliefs that destroy our Language, our Religion, our Civilization, our Race, our Nation. The Hellenic cultural components are banished. But Gods have not abandoned us. They shall lead the battle and they will enforce Justice until Truth shines. We shall ruthlessly crush the neo-byzantine enemies of the Nation and Hellenism. We shall banish the β€œorthodox” sect of nazarenes that pollutes the Hellenic Nation.
Why all these? The nazarenes must feel the same pain we feel. That is the only way they will understand us, that is the only way to stop them committing atrocious crimes against Hellenic Nation.

*nazarens = christians

The first question we make is: Do you believe in Gods? Gods - Hellenic religion

The answer: I beleive will determine the fate of the accused. That is the essence of militant Hellenism.

by Marco123 November 22, 2007

14πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


pussydestroyingmaster42091169s religion

This religion is where we praise Hitler Stalin and osamabinladen. Also ac so fresshh and if you agree that woman deserve rights you will be

pussydestroyingmaster42091169s religion is poggers

by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 December 3, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Forced religion

When a person of dominance such as a Ruler of a country or just your parents force you to be religious and practice religious beliefes.

Karoline: What are you doing on Sunday?
Noah: I have to go to Church..
Karoline: But you dont believe in god?!
Noah: Well, my parents forced me into religion
Karoline: Damn Forced Religion!

by Karobunny January 8, 2012

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


deliverance religions

they're the type of religions that don't let others have their own point of view; i.e.: it's my way or the highway.

Don't go and join one of those deliverance religions... they scare me!

by In a pit of red hot lava July 1, 2006

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