Ruby Rose Turner

The most beautiful girl in the world, whose curly blonde hair you always want to run through your fingers, and whose dark brown eyes you can get lost in for hours on end. She has the best sense of humor and a massive heart, and she can cheer you up just by being her weird and energetic self.

Ruby Rose Turner is the love of my life.

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ruby red bag

A stretchy piece of skin that holds a male's testicles. Or, in other words, a scrotum.

I grabbed his ruby red bag and gave it a squeeze!

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Ruby’s Workout Regime

A pornographic comic on shadbase.

Hey, have you seen the new Ruby’s Workout Regime post on shadbase?

ruby's rocking cat

A fuckin horse

guyb1:That's my horse Ruby's rocking cat

Guy 2: that's not a fucking cat

ruby red lipstick

Having sex with a woman on her period then sliding it in her mouth, leaving menstral blood...

My girl was on the rag so I gave her some ruby red lipstick

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Gold Ruby Shower

Similar to a golden shower with the addition that the person performing it has a severe urinary tract infection, resulting in droplets of blood accompanying the urine.

That bitch was so full of STD's, she gave me a gold ruby shower

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Aqua x Ruby

If you ship this incestuous... 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜
Consider sending yourself to hell for a change would ya :|

and never touch anime 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 again

Person 34: Aqua x Ruby is THE peak ship in Oshi no Ko history.
Person i(√-1): *sigh* I wish you were imaginary like me for shipping this eel dick bullshit.

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