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When a man covers his dick in moist soil and then buttfucks a woman. The shit and the soil then mix together on the man's dick, and then he slaps the woman in the face with his dick
Jane: Oh my god, my boyfriend gave me a rusty shovel last night!
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the act of simultaneously eating asshole and jerking a guy off
man, that girl was so kinky she bent me over the coffee table and gave me a rusty trombone!! mmmm so good
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during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.
"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"
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A freakin gay sexual act when one man licks another mans ass while reaching between his legs and jerking him off....
That nigga jp be giving rusty trombones to that gay ass fool
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The process of inserting a testicle into an anus, sometimes one's own.
I jammed my nut into her arse and when I pulled it out it looked like a rusty onion.
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When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.
God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.
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A sexual act that involves the recipient cupping their hands around their eyes mimicking binoculars at which point their partner spray farts into their face. The hand placement allows for the funneling of the plume of fecal material onto the eye. The result is a distinct distribution of shit which resembles spectacles.
Erich: "Check out the gait on that girl"
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."
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