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Stuffing your cum sock into the mouth of your girlfriend during sex. Usually done without warning and ends badly.
My girlfriend wouldn’t shut up during sex so I salt socked her.
The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.
Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."
A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"
B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."
Easily the best grunge/women's rock band of the 1990's.
Hey jason, Did you hear Veruca Salt's new album?
No, I'll have to check it out sometime.
An extremely weird Turkish guy who happened to get pictured at the best time. Has become an internet meme
Damn who is that guy?"
Oh him? He is just a salt bae
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The substance that forms when vanilla ice cream is put into someones butthole and subsequently churned by means of penis so that it mixes with the fecal matter. It is brown, sweet and sticky like actual salted caramel.
Jon: Hey I saw you go home with that girl last night, how was that?
Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.
Jon: Ew.
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A special, secret, blend of salts manufactured by my father
I will now sprinkle a large amount of dad's salt onto my noodles.
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Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!
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