His palms are sweaty

Code word for a wigger - a white guy who's tries to act black

Supervisor: So you gonna have Joey work the cash register
Manager: Nah, his speech ain't polished.... his palms are sweaty.

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Sweaty moon shot

When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game

Man pat just drained a sweaty moon shot over ricky and it was fucking amazing

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Sweaty Peacock Syndrome

An uncomfortable disorder that gives you pubic hair on all parts of your penis. It is said to be named this because a peacock nested on someones cock who had this long ago.

Person #1- "dude that guy has that awesome Sweaty Peacock Syndrome, i bet he gets all the peacocks."

Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."

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sweaty sleep mask

The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.

*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."

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Sweaty Dick Syndrome

When your dick sweats uncontrollably and pimples full of puss protrude from the skin.

Phil: Oh, no my Dick has a load of Pimples, it's really sweaty..
Jason: You seem to have a Sweaty Dick Syndrome.

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Sweaty Bum Banger

When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)

Kyuhyun bums Jeonghoon and it’s a sweaty bum banger

Hot-N-Sweaty

A Hot-N-Ready with butter and parm on it.

I'd like to buy a Hot-N-Sweaty.
Yo, did you pick up a Hot-N-Sweaty?