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glitter sanchez

the act of dipping one's finger/penis into a container of the most obnoxious glitter they could find, and applying it to the upper lip of a sexual partner, while they are still asleep. then leaving.

most commonly used by transsexuals/ mistresses to prove who the "bitch" is, and also let infidelities be known.

Susan: I think Chad is cheating on me.

Kathy: Why would you think that?

Susan: He came home with a glitter sanchez last night.

Kathy: Oh No He Didn't!!!!

by lady gu gu February 18, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pudding Sanchez

The act of masturbating (male only) with a store bought pudding cup, then giving it to a girl. (make sure the girl doesnt know what you did with it)

guy1: dude I just gave that girl a pudding sanchez
guy2: ahahaha nice man!!

by the shakezula July 18, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Devout Sanchez

After exclusively performing oral sex on a chick for several months, you convert your religion in hopes of attaining divinity (vaginal penetration). You may or may not try to justify this as love.

I can't believe Brian passed up giving Airaka a Dirty Sanchez to give her a Devout Sanchez instead. What a snatch.

by Nicholas Artukovich October 22, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Sanchez

A "Dirty Sanchez" is when you insert your FINGER into a woman's/man ass then draw a mustache on that person's upper lip.

Gave her a sweet looking Dirty Sanchez last night.

by dj624 March 2, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


stinky sanchez

to rub a selected finger all over your ass region the apply "stinky sanchez" on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known ass a dirty sanchez

f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin'.

by stoph December 6, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Funny Sanchez

When one person makes another person laugh out of their nose mid-felch resulting in a jizz/poo mustache.

That jerk Jeffery told a knock knock joke while I was felching and I ended up with a funny sanchez.

by Cramtoes September 8, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sticky Sanchez

during sex the guy partner unloads onto the girl partner's pubes and then rubs his pube's on her's therefore sticking them together.

"Oh baby, let me give u a Sticky Sanchez"

by Matt Thimas April 12, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž