I ain’t gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars
*offers twenty dollars*
I guess I’m semi-bisexual now
You are a 12 yo white girl that wants to be in the LGBT+ community, so you invent that you are homosexual, but you only like one gender, it's like being bisexual, but only liking one gender, basically, or you're homosexual or straight.
Jimmy: hey how are you
White 12 years old girl: im semi bisexual
Jimmy: what the fuck is that
White 12 years old girl: its that you are bisexual but only like one gender,
Jimmy: so you are straight?
White 12 years old girl: No, IM SEMI BISEXUAL HOMOFOBIC
Jimmy: shut up you stupid bitch, get some parents
a word used by straight people just to be quirky and not like other boys/girl
they are mostly white and all cisgender they just want to be noticed and feel valid in the lgbtqia+ community ..
but they will never be accepted because semi bisexual is a biphobic term.
susan: hey! i just came out as semi bisexual! do you support me?
socks: what does semi bisexual mean?
susan: its when you are only attracted to one gender!
socks: isn't that hetrosexual but with more steps?
susan: !!! YOUR BIPHOBIC!
socks: what- nawwwww jit tripping *hits with frying pan*
Having different types of attraction towards male/female, ie being sexually attracted to females and romantically attracted to males
Jack: What do you identify as?
Jill: I'm semi-bisexual
Jack: What do you mean?
Jill: I'm sexually attracted to men, but romantically attracted to women
When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.
Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.
When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.
person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.