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Two guys that are in a bromance that repress their sexual energy for each other.
Aran and James are such shaft brothers! They should just fuck already!
When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning
"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."
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The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis
"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"
When a bald headed man named Lance bends you over and goes to town on a Wednesday afternoon.
"I was trying to go to lunch when I was suddenly awarded the 60th shaft"
Anything that exits the penis sperm, piss, kidney stones need I say more
Bro she sucked the shaft juice out
Anything excreted from the penis drunk as a juice sperm, piss, kidney stones, need I say more
Dude she slurped the shaft juice