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Dude, I just got done fucking Becky in the ass...I have a stank shank.
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Putting a knife up your ass so that you can experience using a tampon.
Guy 1: hey man I prostate shanked last night it was great.
Guy 2: Damn what's that?
Guy 1: I stabbed my prostate and put a tampon up my ass to experience womanhood.
Guy2: you need help dude.
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When a dirty ass black person shanks you with their long nigger fingers.
"Dude! That Portch monkey just Nigger Shanked me!"
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a group of 2 or more people who beat down one person using fists/homemade knives/kicks for no reason or to steal something from them.
NewsPaper Salesmen: "Oh you guys are gonna give me a shank down again!!?"
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The art of concealing one or more rusty nails inside of a baked good, such as pie, followed by smashing the pastry into a friend or foe's face causing them excruciating pain, via nails in the face, while bringing wholesome joy to all witnesses. (Remember, it has to be a pastry/baked good or it wont work)
My grandmother baked an apple pie when i specifically asked for pumpkin pie. In a violent act of vengeance i grabbed rusty nails from the garage, stuck them in her apple pie and pie shanked that bitch. (The phrase pie shank is used in the past tense in this definition is used in the past tense)
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vb. to walk home according to the GLC
I lost all my money and couldn't afford a taxi so I had to Shanks and Bigfoot all the way!
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The best shankar in tha worldz
Skitty is like the shank master tbh
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