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A town in Essex County, New Jersey. Not everyone there is as rich and snobby as other entries might suggest! There actually are houses there that are not huge mansions. Not everyone has an automatic Ivy League acceptance and a car waiting for them in/after high school. Being wealthier is not a crime, and neither is having the best high school in the state. It's because the parents care enough to make the school better and the kids work hard. SAT scores aren't based on the town where you live—they're based on the answers that are given.
Not everything is handed to people here on a silver platter, they actually do th e work in med, law, and business schools to get the jobs that make them so affluent. It's not an accident that people there have high-paying jobs. There are people of other races/religions. NOT EVERYONE IS A JEW. Anyway, why do you feel the need to judge people on their religion? Sure, there are snobs but it's not because they're Jewish.
Please don't judge this town because it has a nice mall and a state championship-winning soccer team as well as other successful athletes. It reflects poorly on you.
Person 1: My brother's girlfriend is from Short Hills.
Person 2: Oh, she must be a JAP, right?
Person 1: Actually, she's Hindu.
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Pants that are around ankle length, just short enough to look a little unprofessional.
To passive-aggressively stick it to the man.
Kevin wore short pants to work. He was passive-aggressively sticking it to the man.
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When another drug dealer moves in on your territory.
He be short stopping on my block.
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Related to sex and baseball. First base, second base, third base, a homerun being sexual intercourse.
A "short stop" is a an unfinished blowjob.
"She always does short stops, never
finishes."
"Yea but that one time, he fell asleep."
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the use of tight shorts as too pop a dolphin in the texture of the shorts, "ot looks like Mike got them dolphins shorts on"
tight too tight shorts like when working out, swimming
dude we are not working out with you wearing those dolphin shorts
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In the game of Poker, a player who has a small (or smallest) amount of chips at the table is said to be have the "Short Stack" or be "Short-Stacked."
You often see short-stacked players go all in if they have at least one overcard or any pocket pair.
Phil Hellmuth, after mucking his hand on tilt, found himself short stacked.
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a clothing item worn by douchebags that are stuck in the late 1990's. They are also probably wearing a faded, skin tight A&F shirt, a frayed cap, and a puka shell/hemp neckalce.
nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam
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