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A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.
The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.
a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises
man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo
Applying perfume, deodorant or body spray in place of taking a shower when the time and/or resources required for an actual shower are not available.
Coined and most commonly used by people living out in rural areas where either a.) running water in a house or cabin is not common or b.) one's job or community does not demand a daily shower.
Also can be used to describe the fragrant product itself.
"Dude, I totally took a cabin shower tonight because I was running so late!"
At the grocery store:
"I just need to grab some cabin shower, hang on."
A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.
Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.
An anal enema and douching system that ties into a main waterline by a diverter flow valve at the threaded connection between the shower head and the water spout.
Joe installed his new shower shot so now he doesn’t need to get ready, because now he stays ready.
When an individual goes to take a shower and realizes the water has been shut off.
Dan: "Did you change your mind about the shower?"
Lance: "No water came out when I turned the knob."
Dan: "Another shower outage? I'll call the water company."
Colloquialism/collective noun
1. A description of the current British political system.
2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents
The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.