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holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock January 26, 2016


shrek cum

a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.

be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus

ur drink looks like shrek cum

by This guy the dude May 03, 2021


Shrek's society

The best youtube video ever

Shrek's society is the best video on the internet and will be until a sequel is released, only then will the chance of a better youtube video exist

by Hehe I cheated February 18, 2021


Shrek is love

Looking up to shrek as a God (or goddess)

"Hey, shrek is love"

by Dante ellis March 14, 2020


Shrek Balls

Juicy green balls that grow on the luscious shrekulous trees. To consume these balls, you must suck out the green sweet juice, and swallow it gracefully.

They can commonly be found in Alabama and New York.

Person 1: “You wanna go to McDonald’s?”

Person 2: “Nah, ima suck some shrek balls

by AcOrN EEter February 08, 2022


Shrek woman

Green haired gay female

Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman

by Jvckk February 28, 2022


Shrek ritual

The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it

Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019