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a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.
be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus
ur drink looks like shrek cum
Shrek's society is the best video on the internet and will be until a sequel is released, only then will the chance of a better youtube video exist
YO WTF SHREK TRYNA GIVE ME HEAD!
ITS SO HOT THO- some guy who fucks shrek figures (yes im talking about you greg)
Shrek is rizzin you up
That's
Shrek rizz
Looking up to shrek as a God (or goddess)
"Hey, shrek is love"
Juicy green balls that grow on the luscious shrekulous trees. To consume these balls, you must suck out the green sweet juice, and swallow it gracefully.
They can commonly be found in Alabama and New York.
Person 1: “You wanna go to McDonald’s?”
Person 2: “Nah, ima suck some shrek balls”
Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman
The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it
Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual