Jumbo shrimp

When your duck is so fat that it's 10x thicker then it is in length

Kevin Collins got the jumbo shrimp

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peel the shrimp

Peeling the shrimp is wanking off a boy. The shrimp is his intimate area.

I’m gonna peel the shrimp later

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lil shrimp

A real one

Aye there go Lil shrimp

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Shrimp dick

When ur dick is to small to beet thy meat

Damn he has a shrimp dick he can stick his dick in a macaroni noodle

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weak as a shrimp

the feeling a person may get whilst attempting to leave their bed in an early morning, or in extreme cases a likely cause of not being able to escape from a coffin once its buried. also a reference to being lame or un-cool.

Ayla: "Dude you look like shit, and why were you so late into work today?"

Georgina: "I was out until 4am this morning, give me a break!"

Ayla: "Ughh, your weak as a shrimp"

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shrimp boat

a short ugly girl who doesn't get any dates but does good in school. Usually turns lesbian after a while.

Paco: Why are all these little shrimp boats here?
Bronson: Idk, I guess we ended up in some lesbian club.

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Shrimp dick

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

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