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Shoving a stop sign in your booty
I just had stop sign fun time on the corner of my street.
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Who new to playing roblox
New Player: is there some games are safe for me
Roblox: Sign up and start having fun!
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The one finger peace sign is a peaceful way to give someone the bird.
Preface--Scott and Susan are friends--
Susan: You are such an idiot Scott!LOL!
Scott: (smiles and gives Susan the one finger peace sign)Thanks Susan..haha!
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Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."
Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."
First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
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Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.
Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash
A term meaning that you wanna have sex with a girl with a big ass.
Girl walks by with a big ass.One Nigga turns to another and says "Sign me up for that Booty Duty"! Usually followed by a shimmy to show how impressive that ass was.
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a term to describe mounting excitement followed by massive disappointment..derived from Geraldo Rivera's epic embarassement, in which he opened a vault he believed contained Al Capone's hidden fortune in a worldwide live TV special.. only two empty gin bottles and and an old stop sign.
"how'd your date go w/ that supermodel you met online?"
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."
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