The act of intercourse without emotion or sound. No make any faces. Not even feeling resentment or love. Not making a noise.
That guy was a silent fucker last night. I forgot someone was fucking me! I love silent fucking!
When you have reached the most elite level of basketball and have the ablilty to silence an entire crowd
1: woah he’s sick at ball
2: yeah he’s on silent team
Just like a Sneaky Castro except with weed smoke.
Last nIght I gave my girl a loud Silent Bob her climax was amazing.
The feeling one gets when you feel a boner coming on in a crowded area, and become extremely shy and unable to speak.
We were at the party and things were going well, but when the girls came over, we got silent boner.
A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players
"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"
When someone else farts, to deliberately let go of a silent but nasty one under the other's name.
Dude, that's not my smell! You're not trying to be my silent fartner, are you?
A fictional character whose job it is to provide sound studio engineering support to podcast professionals. Typically an alcoholic with a high sex drive, often interfering with their professional duties.
Podcaster: god dammit silent sound guy, put the beer down, get your pants back on and finish editing this fucking drop!