Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.
"Hey it's sit on lap day"
"Ok go ahead"
A sit up bar that bolts to your wall.
I'm gonna get my six-pack on with this Solid Sit-Up!! Bro
Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly
When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery
"Go sit on a wine bottle, Mary"
A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.
Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.
dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.
To "sit on the police lap" is defined as snitching.
The same ones setting it off be the first ones to sit on the police lap.
A euphemism for a sexual style aka cowboy sex.
Sometimes confused with a morning hard on
Emma asked if she could sit on Gray's pipe.
No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!
Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma