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Turning off your alarm clock, whether consciously or unconsciously, and falling back asleep, sometimes causing you to be late for your work, school, test and/or exam, doctors appointment, or any other task that is of importance.
I got fired from my job because I had an hour of unprotected sleep.
After twenty minutes of unprotected sleep I missed the bus and had to walk to school.
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Sleeping as much as possible on Sunday in preparation for the week.
"Hey dude what are you doing tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow? Isn't that Sunday?"
"Yeah, wanna go see a movie?"
"Can't man I have to fill up my sleep bank"
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A mystical flying reptilian from New Drowsiland that burninates one's food after eating, fatiguing the body with warmth.
I just ate a huge lunch - the sleep dragons are coming to get me!
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Sleep drunk: the act of being so sleep deprived that you act as though intoxicated
man i was so sleep drunk last night i said some things i shouldn't have
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All the bald men charging at u and turns out it was rob and he has warm cheese and for all we know he ran out of toilet paper and has wiped his ass with the cheese
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Sleep jerking is an unfortunate chronic condition where a person will unconsciously pound one out.
This condition is derivation of 'sleep walking' and "talking in your sleep' but much more serious and in certain situations, very embarrassing.
Mark passed out after smoking too much weed at the party, whipped it out, and proceeded sleep jerking in front of everybody. It was only until people started to cheer him on when he woke up.
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The perfect way to say goodnight. It says "sleep tight" and "sweet dreams" in one.
Girl: Okay hun, I am going to bed.
Guy: Sleep sweet babe.
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