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cock smacked

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.

Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.

by Werewolf Mike May 27, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Naughty Smack

Also Known as "Car Bastarding"

This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.
Secondly to fix their gaze and
Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.

"CUSE ME"
"CUSE-ME"
"CUSE-ME"

(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)

NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY
NAUGHTY (())
NAUGHTY (())

(Then making away st speed)

SMACK
SMACK
NAUGHTY SMACK
NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.

This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.

by livebythesword June 16, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flat Smacking

The method by which the mental equivalent of an STD is transferred from an dumb, impossibly deluded, scientifically illiterate crazy to another dumb person, thereby endowing them with those attributes. The first symptom, often experienced by the infected subject as a euphoric sense of revelation, caused by the disintegration of most of the prefrontal cortex, develops quickly into a persistent sense of superiority to others, and disdain for anyone that is not also infected. Narcissistic, know-it-all type dummies are especially susceptible to infection, because, as they are already inclined to believe that they are more "enlightened" the general population, the appeal of "secret, special knowledge" makes them susceptible to the conspiratorial nature of this mental pathogen. Insidiously, this particular tendency means that the infected usually ENJOY passing on the infection, as perceiving the "revelation" in others satisfies their inate Narcissism.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.

"When I'm not trolling Reddit for 13 year olds & frat guys that need a good Flat Smacking, I like to look at pictures of myself and masturbate. Everyone else is stupid & brain- washed."

by Johnny Bledo November 26, 2018

54๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


smack you

to hit. also used to threaten a female.

I'm gonna smack you hoe!

I will smack you if don't stop.

by jkkkk May 8, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


smack and grab

when someone smacks your butt and then grabs it

last night that guy did a little smack and grab.

by angelfish March 16, 2003

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smack rat

1.) Ghetto Female who is influenced by narcotics.

1.)This <i>smack rat</i> is buggin'.

by Iranian Hitler March 27, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


smack talk

A variety of threatening language, often used as an implied precursor to physical violence.

"If my brother dated my ex-girlfriend, I'd rub his ass out"

"Oh, believe me, as soon as I'm alone with my brother, there will be some serious ass-rubbing"

"Dude, you shouldn't try smack talk."

by Odiumjunkie March 1, 2005

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