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When you sneeze but it is directed to your mouth because you are sick!
*ACHOOO* Mouth sneeze!!
When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.
I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.
A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.
"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"
A squeaky muffled sneeze developed by your most seasoned dippers to avoid a nose full of burning wintergreen
Mike: *squeak*
Tbls: "What a bitch sneeze"
Mike: "fuck off that was a dip sneeze"
A piece of glass to protect the buffet food
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.
You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.