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Take a shot of hot sauce and spit it down someone’s pee hole and suck it back out.
Hey me and morgan did the mexican spice straw last night and my shit is still on fire.
Gathering place for thots.
Starbucks.
If you're gonna go get a coffee, stay away from the pumpkin spice realm!
It's called the Doc Rock - made popular by The West Linn Saloon's beloved DJ, Doc Rock, in West Linn, Oregon.
Bartender, hand me a cold pint of Doc Rock (I.e. Spiced rum and Guinness).
These are the girls who have exceeded the max level of basic. They drink PSL every day and just overdo the whole basic girl in autumn thing
I can’t get over how much of a pumpkin spice hoe that girl Krista is. How has she not been crowned Pumpkin Spice Queen.
Pumpkin Spice Syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.
Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”
Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”
Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”
Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”
G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”
A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.
See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.
The epitome of screwing up. You shouldn't make promises you cannot keep, and you will probably end up with hit men tailing you, or turned into furniture, and get your girl slurped with a big green tongue.
He used to work for a fortune 500 company till he lost jabba's spice. Now in retail