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Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.
The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.
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An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.
Tim: Have you heard of Sassy Squids?
John: Yeah! It's like the new lolcats!
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A girl that goes after or dates a man in the navy.
"Now you're just fuckin' squid bait!"
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A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.
"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."
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A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.
These blasted tax laws are a real bucket of squid.
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When a man gives a woman a facial and gets semen in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. This is done in a similar fashion to the mating of Giant Squids.
"Oh man, she turned into an Angry Squid, last night, after I blew my load in her face."
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a large gathering of squiddies or biddies, either really young or of milf status that a male can go to and pick which squiddie or biddie he wants to fuck either vaginally orally or anally.
Garrett: yo what you wanna do tonight?
Marc: lets hit that squid market my dude
Chuck: yo bar-keep where all the biddies at
Bar-keep: down the block at the squid market
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