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A disabled gay man having sex with a man dressed in a Squirrel costume in a public place, typically a park
Squirrel Porn - "Oh barry, your tail feels so good"
When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.
I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.
an adorable euphemism for a skunk
The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.
A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel
"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"
When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead
Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut