One who is without ligaments and a brain.
The retard is now in torso status.
Of great quality; above and beyond average
Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures
Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.
Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.
A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.
She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.
A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.
Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.
When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.
He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!
Someone who has an L opinion and thinks their original but their really just uncool and not funny
Who…? Cares
L status