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Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.

The retard is now in torso status.

by HC Father June 21, 2010


Greg Status

Of great quality; above and beyond average

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures

by doughboycantcap June 30, 2020


Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.

Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.

by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017


status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017


cab status

A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.

Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.

by pummy April 29, 2009


status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 May 12, 2011


L status

Someone who has an L opinion and thinks their original but their really just uncool and not funny

Who…? Cares
L status

by Zmoqov December 3, 2021