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When you shit on someone's meal.
I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.
WHEN OLDER MAN SHART ON HER HEAD IN THE MORNING
LAUREN SWISS BREKFAST: ZAK DONT SHART ON MY HEAD
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I got in that girl's swiss vault last night. I had to use lots of lube
When having sexy time on a sofa bed and the sofa bed rolls back in on itself. Two people are now in a sexy sofa love roll.
We had sex in the spare room last night n got swiss rolled!
A grotesque form of body mutilation in which one party takes sexual advantage of another and proceeds to penetrate all orafaces as possible until there are none left I violated, at which point you proceed to create punctures in the body to penetrate ( most often with a penis ) until the body resembles bloody Swiss cheese.
There was a bloody murder downtown last week. I hear that she was killed via Swiss fucking.
When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!
when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.