One of the Funniest movies made by mankind
Steve : Bro, have you seen Paul Blart Mall Cop yet?
Gerald : Nah, but i really want to
Steve : Be prepared to laugh
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The security are some gay motherfuckers. Theres a black man that looks like frozone he usually yells at kids of the age of 12-16
Aye bro you see that freehold mall security gard he looks like frozone
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A condition always in males that comes about when you see the mall from the highway. Your teeth clench your hand firmly goes around your wallet and will not let go, the arches in your feet already start to ache and you start to quiver. Getting out of the car is very hard since your body has gone rigid and your hand is still over your wallet.
We were driving down the highway when I spotted the mall and Sudden Mall Disease or SMD came over me.
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Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"
violently gargles on his dick
This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.
Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!
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you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
Another word for the Goodwill.
I got this shirt at the Blue Mall.