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this little "shit" that's coming back to where it come frome.When you're wondering why your anus is wet
The toilet splashback i had yesterday was pretty masive
A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.
Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.
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Adjective
A term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.
Noun
Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.
adj: “Fuck that restauraunt, the food is toilet-trash.”, “Miley Cyrus’ new album is toilet-trashy af.” ; noun : “We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party”, “Don’t park here. The toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit.”
A bruise caused by leaning on the toilet while your drunk ass throws up.
Jack Daniels gave me a toilet necklace last night
Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
Refers to Republican, right wing, christian men who engage in secret bathroom sex.
Can also be applied to these same people that post spread butthole pics to grinder.
Hypocrite.
Toilet case R Sen. Joe "Toe Tapper" Handwhacker of Alabama was caught in a Tuscaloosa toilet sting conducted by local law enforcement after complaint by locals.