First take

Meaning the one who you cares and this person is everything into your life.You can no longer live wothout him/her.

See that old friend of yours! She is Jerry first take dude!

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take it esse

a cooler way to say take it easy. must be said in a quick way with a slight hint of a mexican accent. can also be used to avoid fighting. or in any other way the word take it easy would be used. but it is a more intense way of saying take it easy.

" WERE THE FUCK DID MY WEED GO
eyyy take it esse man, take it esse"

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Taking a bridge

the act of suicide, usually a joke.

"I haven't had a piece of strange in three months im thinking about taking a bridge"

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take a number

Figurative: "If you want to discuss this topic with me, you will need to wait your turn, as there are any number of others who wish to do so who got here before you did."

Comes from a line control mechanism that is found today with decreasing frequency, where one is requested to take a numbered ticket from a strategically placed dispenser and accordingly wait for that number to be called.

Your computer just blew up? Take a number, I've been getting calls on that all day.

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Taking a Twit

Tweeting while taking a shit.

A phenomenon growing more and more popular with the amount of mobile twitter applications available.

Just don't let your mom catch you doing that nasty shit!

YOU: What are you doing?
ME: Just on the toilet Taking a Twit!
YOU: You are one nasty SOB!

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take that cookie

To engage in vaginal sex.

I am going to take that cookie Amber.

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take a reading

(verb) to take a reading is to check out a particular situation in a small way, in order to get an accurate idea of someone's character, usually for the future when the stakes may be higher. The person who is curious may do this deliberately -- or accidentally, for example by observing how a certain person treats others.

Friend #1: "Should I loan Alex my car?"
Friend #2: "Didn't you take a reading last year, when he borrowed your bike and returned it all beat up?"
OR
Friend #3: "Yeah, David definitely seemed like the man of my dreams, but I had to take a reading when he was rude to our waitstaff."
Friend #4: "OMG, how pathetic!"

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