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National tall day

September 2 everyone that is taller than 5’5 gets $5 from the little people

National tall day People shorter than 5’5 have to give up $5 to people that are taller than 5’5

by Keep in check September 2, 2020


tall cool

A tall cool is another name for a large cold beer

I going for a tall cool with the guys.

by URWrongM8 July 17, 2017


feel ten feet tall

To be proud.

My daughter became a Doctor. I feel ten feet tall right now.

by Marucha February 10, 2017


“Tall Boots” Argument

A “tall boots” argument is the use of the propaganda technique of Intentional Vagueness combined with “allusory correlation” to passively insinuate causation between a correlation without directly saying it. The employer of this annoying method of bullshittery, while never explicitly stating the idea itself, instead leads someone to believe they came to their own conclusions based on their insinuations by suggesting it to them, and not explaining further.

The term comes from the tall boots that nazi’s wore - or more specifically, pointing out that nazi’s wore tall boots TO someone wearing tall boots with the phrase “I’m not saying you’re a nazi, but…” while clearly insinuating a connection to someone wearing tall boots, and nazis. The argument is illogical, but this technique is effective because it leads people into trying to figure out what the argument *is* rather than examining the argument itself, no matter how stupid it is.

You will know when that annoying friend of yours is using this technique in two steps:
1. The start with the phrase “I’m not saying *insert subject of connection*, but…” before trailing off
2. You tell them that that’s stupid, which prompts only a shrug, rather than any extrapolation

Xavier: Oh dude, check out my new boots!
Jake: They look pretty tall.
Xavier: Hell yeah! Leather, too.
Jake: You know, nazis wore tall boots.
Xavier: Shut the hell up Jake, what kinda “tall boots” argument bullshit is that.
Everyone on twitter: Oh my god, Jake is right…what the hell is wrong with Xavier

(Now apply this example to a news outlet of your choice)

by CoruscationDeficit March 26, 2024


Tall person

An alien that has very exposed knees which are very easy to kick in

Person 1: hey that's a tall person
Everyone else of a normal height: GET YOUR BASEBALL BATS AND GET THEMMMMM

by Atallgiraffe January 20, 2022


tall tree lookin ass

Someone who is tall asf.

"I'm short so get your tall tree lookin ass out of my way."

by Littletyke May 14, 2017


Tall Lucas

Small kid with long balls and big brain IQ. He is a sexy specimen and I’m straight

Hey have you seen Tall Lucas. He’s so hot

by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022