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Tampon Time

When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her

friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE

by imma get u 😯 🔫 May 4, 2022


amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.

There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.

by jadedgypsey March 29, 2015


tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.

Man look at that tampon log

by kingmanthing November 15, 2016


Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon

I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint

by I<3Asians+Timsjap July 27, 2015


Emotional tampon

overwhelmed emotionally

The Youtube video of. The famous double rainbow was narrated by a emotional tampon.

by Knobnbobber February 17, 2018


Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 18, 2024


Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.

Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!

by ThaDuke February 2, 2021