When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her
friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE
An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.
There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.
A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon
I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint
overwhelmed emotionally
The Youtube video of. The famous double rainbow was narrated by a emotional tampon.
A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.
"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"
The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.
Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!