Random
Source Code
Random
Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.
Tanner is such a ape.
Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.
That one 13yo with a huge horsecock that will fuck the life out of sadi.
Ah yea tanner fuck me daddy.
Said
Someone that can’t take a joke
When tanners in a group chat with other people he likes to argue that he’s always right and when he wrong throws a fit
Someone named tanner is really good at tricks and flips
Has a huge cock and good at lacrosse
Random hot girl: Is that Tanner
Other hot girl: the one with the massive cock?
Tanner: waddup Niggas
Both of the girls: *wet as shit*
Tanner is a normally a medium sized guy with curley brown hair. He has lots of weird fedishes but his biggest fedish is for blonde girls. Tanner is usually nice but has his episodes of verbally violating his girlfriend. Typically tanner is a great guy but he can be mean at times
Literally Vector from Despicable Me... Biggest nerd you'll ever meet.
Guy 1: Tanner looks like a gopher
Guy 2: He even has a bowl cut!