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without ice (used when describing drinks)
id like a margarita please.. straight up, no salt
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Mr Obama's plan for solving the national deficit
Reporter: "Mr Obama, how do you plan to solve the national deficit?"
Obama: "Straight cash nigga"
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when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.
Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?
Bro: Predators
Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?
Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
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Straight Edge is basically a way of life that includes no drinking, no drugs, and so casual sex. Abbreviated SxE. It is not a religion or a gang. It is a choice that someone makes. However, not everyone who doesnt drink/do drugs/have casual sex is straight edge, and not all that say they are straight edge, are straight edge. People who are SxE might put black x's on their hands. yes, you can be friends with people who do these things. There are a few types of straight edge kids.
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The true SxE kid - does not drink, does not have casual sex, and does not do drugs. Also, does not go around telling everyone he meets right away that he is SxE, when the time comes to bring it up, he does tell. Does not think himself better than others becasue he does not drink or do drungs or not have sex. Does not beat people up for smoking or drinking.
Asshole SxE kid - Abides by the 3 rules of SxE, but goes around thinking he is better than everyone, puts people down for it, and basically bugs the fuck out of people.
Scene/Fashioncore SxE Kid - Wears x's on his hands all the time, and wears a bandana around his mouth and nose all the time, usually has died black hair. Most of these kids are not actually SxE, hell, most of them dont even know the true meaning or SxE but say they are to get friends/be cool/fit in. They are the SxE trend kids, and give True SxE'rs a bad name. Becasue of these kids, most kids just think being SxE is wearing black x's and bandanas around your face.
Hardliner - Super SxE kids that usually are vegan, wont take drugs even for severe pain, drink caffeine, or do anything like that. There most defining trait ,however, is the fact that they beat the living shit out of people for smoking, drinking or doing drugs. They might see someone doing one of these things, not bothing them at all, get a bunch of their friends, and beat the shit out of one person with somewhere between 2-? people. These people sometimes kill the people they attack. They are the biggest threat to true SxE people. A lot of cops and other uninformed people, becasue of hardliners, believe SxE people to be a gang, and believe ever SxE kid will beat the shit out of someone smoking or drinking or something like that. They are hated by most SxE kids.
True Straight edge kid (when asked about drinking/drugs/sex) - "yeah, i dont do drugs, drink, or have casual sex. You do? ok, your choice man."
Asshole stright edge kid - Yeah im SxE and im fuckin better than you becasue of it, i dont poison myself and you do, your fuckin stupid as hell, i hate you all, go fucking burn yourself"
Scene/Fashioncore kid - (Wearing black x's on his hands and a black bandana over his face and his long died black hair) Yeah, Grr im SxE, im cool, wanna be my friend, im SxE, cmon im SxE you gotta like me, im cool." might also say that while drinking or smoking.
Hardliner (sees someone drinking or smoking, not bothering anyone, no one is in their range of 2nd hand smoke)
*goes and gets somewhere from usually 1 to 10 more hardliners then beats the hell out of the person drinking or smoking, some with brass knuckles or baseball bats* The beat up kid usually has to go to the hospital, and sometimes even dies
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A heterosexual person who attracts the attention and affection of a homosexual person, maybe even acting homosexual at times, with no results.
Similar to jailbait but instead of being underage, they are straight.
Stephanie: Jessica is so sweet and so sexy and she's always hugging and spooning me, but there is no chance of anything ever happening between us because she's straight. She's total straight bait
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A fake sexuality that most likely originated on Tik Tok, but there is also evidence it started on 4chan as a plot to create a divide in the LGBT community. The sexuality means the person is only attracted to people who are not transgender. For example a man that identifies as super straight may not like trans girls. The "SuperStraight pride flag" is black on the left and orange on the right.
The reason why trans people are so upset about this is because the sexuality implies trans women aren't real women, and same for trans men. A common misconception is that all trans people think you're transphobic if you won't have intercourse with a trans person. In reality, most transgender people don't mind if you only like girls with pussy or something, it's called a genital preference. They just get upset when you call it a sexuality. It's okay to have preferences, and it's okay to not date a trans person who likes you.
A bigger reason why the LGBT community hates the superstraight "movement" so much is because they mock the LGBT community. They do things like call people bigots for not accepting their sexual identity, act discriminated and other things that LGBT people are notorious for but worse. But being straight is perfectly legal and tolerated by everyone, being gay or trans will get you the death penalty in some countries. That's why we don't need straight people in the LGBT community. It was made for genuinely oppressed minorities.
Guy 1: You're straight, right?
Guy 2: I'm super straight.
Guy 1: That means you wouldn't fuck a girl with a dick?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: What about a trans girl who got a sex change?
Guy 2: No, I only like real girls.
Guy 1: Even a trans girl that looks and behaves exactly like a normal girl?
Guy 2: I'll only fuck someone if they were born with a pussy.
Average trans person overhearing this: *pain*
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adj. Anything that is so good that makes you trip over yourself so bad that you think you are on something.
(Awesome, Cool, etc.)
Usually a lot of emphasis on Fire
Yo bro, that party last night was straight FIRE!
Man, that album is straight fire.
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