The V Duong Act

A sexual act similar to the Korean Spine Tingler, but with an added twist resembling the Chinese Astronaut. A man screams, "herrow pwe" while standing over a woman. He then proceeds to "machine gun fart" thus warming up his bowels, at which point the woman plays with his "flesh flute" playing to the tune of the Pokemon theme song. The man then releases excrement onto said woman's vagina. Woman then releases the flesh flute and starts to rub the bowel movement into her swampy love box. The man proceeds to piss down the woman's throat and gargles. The man then gets in the 69 position and then slurps the feces from the woman's swampy love box and drinks the urine.

Vic: "Guess what I did last night?"
Nate: "Attended a midget convention?"
Vic: "Ha. I wish, but no. I performed my infamous sex move!"
Nate: "No way! The V Duong Act?!!!"
Vic: "Yup."
Nate: "I think you still have some shit on your face..."

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Wojak Acting

A wojak actor is an actor with wide orifice behaviours

(i couldn't find any way the word "wojak" could possibly be used in a sentence, sorry guys)

wojak acting

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random act of faggotry

When a dude suddenly does something extremely gay, like crossing his legs when he sits down. This has been known to destroy many good relationships.

My cousin's ex-girlfriend's hairdresser's nephew committed a random act of faggotry when he declined to go mountain climbing. His reason: "It'll ruin my manicure."

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Acting like an adult

A mature person. Someone who makes wise decisions.

You need to start acting like an adult.

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last act of hamlet

when everyone ends up dead

joey shoots sammy, billy stabs joey, sandy decapitates billy, rachael beats sandy with a baseball bat, tommy whips out an ak-47 and takes out rachael, then seeing all the carnage commits seppuku. george walks in and says "omgwtfbbqusa is this the last act of hamlet or something?!?!

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To janick, or the act of "janicking"

The act of over analyzing one or more particular things and becoming obsessed.

To Study Stats all day or analyze grass and or cabinets. This world is full of janicks, what are you the janick of???

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C-act

A derivation of the urban word "seact". Defined as, a spontaneous philanthropic or charitable act created by the observation of a need.

You can see that the school is having problems due to the lack of tax base, so I c-acted and gave them a large donation.

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