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Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, usually shortened to just 'Torres' or 'Captain Torres' who is well known for is voice lines in SP Mission 3: Ten Million Relief Plan.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Captain Torres? I love his voice lines!
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E
The poggest gamer to ever live. He got sucked into his TV into a place known as videoland. He is aided by Palutena (Going by Princess Lana) Pit (Gong by Kid Icarus) Simon Belmont & the best of 'em all, Mega Man.
There's also a waifu senpai in this show called Deadly Cuts Man, who is based on Cut Man. Imagine stanning other people when you can stan Cuts Man. (Generally I hate stanning but Cuts Man is soooo hot)
Guy 1: Captain N is the best TV show!
Guy 2: I agree! Cuts Man is my waifu!
Guy 1: Agreed!
The Mormon version of George Washington. He sports a golden trumpet and runs away from Indians.
Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."
Leader of the Private Squad. A man who will lead the world through the golden age.
Private Pascal: Bro I just got promoted to Captain Navad's 3nd in command.
Ryan: NO!!!! I'm the worst on the squad now.
The workplace comic book villain douche bag who denies accountable for anything and delivers nothing yet still maintains employment.
The shit really hit the fan at work. Everyone was grilled except <insert name> who is Captain Teflon. Nothing ever sticks to him/her.
A Pimp Captain is someone so bad-ass, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.
There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.
A top 100 hit song of 2019. A Build-A-Bear Eevee plush with a Captain's hat. Truly a work of art and beauty. She always covers her eyes, because if you see them they'll make you wanna cry, she is so adorable that she'll make you wanna get an audiobook from Audible. She is the greatest captain of them all, she'll invite you to every party or ball, she moves at an elegant pace that she'll make you wanna make your own domain with Squarespace.
Person 1: Have you ever heard of Captain Eevee?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com