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a man who hosts his own tv show and gives cures for various diseases such as cancer and gonorrea. His assistant is called johnathon
and now its time for........ DOCTOR JASON
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Something that is un-herd of
He usuly is riding his bike and then he was struck by a lightning and then he can read real fast and is good at scince and math. And when asked where he got the bike you must promptly say "He stole it!"
"Did you heir about Trevor i heir he was ridding he bike, and got struck by lightin! now he's plaing to be a Black Doctor!"
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A geinocologist (or however its spelt)
Jons mum:ooh i got an awful rash off that random guy
Davids mum: ooh really?
Jons mum: yeh ive got an appointment with the minge doctor
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THE good doctor!! w00t
Popular science fiction show. UK
Tom Baker was the best doctor BTW
He uses the TARDIS on a regular basis
w00t TARDIS. its the good doctor who!!!
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A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
used in a sentence:
Joe: "Ugh, her Aunt is such a FaceBook Doctor"
Mars: "Yeah i know, yesterday she told me that i should stop my eye from hurting by putting Vaseline on it. She then told me to take St. Johns Wart for my depression... I'm not fucking depressed"
Me: "Yeah it's okay, She argued with me yesterday saying that I was wrong to tell Jackie to go to the hospital. The lady's fucking arm got ripped off and she posted the picture. I should know I am a fucking RN"
Mars: "Dude that's okay, she told me that i should just suck it up, stop my pain meds and quit complaining I have a headache... I just had a piece of my skull put in cold storage for 6 months... I'm a fucking brain surgeon too."
Jackie's Aunt: "I think we need some therapy time, you guys are acting like Manic Bipolars with schizo-effective traits. Take some Ritalin, it will calm you down"
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Spiderman's enemy from the amazing spiderman
Frequently incorrectly called the lizard by fuckwits
for those who want to argue its simple math 1 HES A FUCKIN DOCTOR 2 HES A FUCKIN LIZARD 1+2=DOCTOR LIZARD
mike - my fav character is the lizard
john - no your favourite character is doctor lizard you autistic fuck
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A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.
They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us
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