peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

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Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side

An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."

You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.

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Where you are and how you're dressed

Points out that circumstances or behavior should have been obvious or anticipated when taking time and place into consideration. What do you expect considering where you happen to be and what you happen to be doing?

A group of "foodies" from a large city are traveling through a remote area and stop at a roadside diner to eat. They find a limited menu which features nothing but high carbohydrate, high fat, and fried foods. Finding it difficult to make a dinner selection one member of the group complains, in surprise, at the type of foods available. Another member of the group says, "Where you are and how you're dressed."

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Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

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Flaming hot Cheetos and ranch dressing

The latest craze in American cuisine, where a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos is doused in ranch dressing and eaten as a snack. It's so spicy and creamy, you'll be laughing all the way to the emergency room. Just make sure to have a gallon of milk on hand to put out the flames in your mouth.

"Dude, I can't believe you actually tried the Flaming Hot Cheetos and ranch dressing combo. How was it?"
"It was a rollercoaster of flavors, man. I was laughing and crying at the same time. I'll never try it again, but I'm glad I did it once for the experience."

National dress up as a maid day

National dress up as a maid day is celebrated on July 14th, where you gather all your friends and dress up as maids

Ken: hey bigchungus69, let’s dress up as maids today for National dress up as a maid day ;))

Do I look fat in this dress

If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter

Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"

you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"

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