A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!
Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.
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Dylan is most handsome guy you will ever . Not only with his beutigul brown eyes and his brown wavy hair he has overlysized penis .
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Dylan is a guy who's super gay. He loves willy more than a duck loves water.
We don't judge Dylan for being gay.
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Has freckles, brown hair, loves mustang's, has 2 dogs, almost 6 feet tall, ladies man, average dick, born in september, and loves chinese food.
Dylan is perfect,... for dogs.
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Heβs sucks dicks on the weekend
He is an ark server owner whoβs probably a rapist on the side who work at car manufacturers company and like to fuck fat bitches Dylan is a scary man
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Dylan is a right old twat if you ever see one, deck the fucker.
This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.
Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.
This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"
Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."
Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"
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