The burning sensation in your butt after taking a "fire" dump. Sililar to the feeling of hemroids only spiced up a little.
Gary can't walk today because he has asshole fever.
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Faking illness to get out of: work,school,obligations,etc. During the olympics
George:"Hey! Where's Fred Today"
Bob:" OH! He's got Olympic Fever"
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The uncontrollable craving for Disney. All senses seem are highly tuned to pick up anything slightly Disney related. Highly contagious.
Dude, my Disney fever is crazy! I was walking down the street and caught the smell of the fake fire from Spaceship Earth and my Pandora station started playing a Disney commercial a few seconds later.
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Chocolate Fever: The rising phenomenon of white, and lighter-skinned black men specifically going for beautiful, sexy, dark-skinned, strong, confident, natural-haired, chocolate skinned Goddesses.
Man, I gats to get me some of that Motherland Royalty! - That sexy, dark chocolate skin has given me a serious case of chocolate fever!
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A blog with accurate descriptions of flaws in Apple products.
Made to quiet down Apple fanboys.
iPhone Fever (The): iPhone has the worst browsing experience out there
How does the tasteless, Flashless iPhone browsing compare to a full web experience? Well, after 45,000 page loads the answer was clear, Android wins by a huge margin even with Flash support ...
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Luffnard Fever is a dangerous disease and should not be ignored. Ever.
You will start to get itchy red bumps all over your body, and you being to sweat purple. You eventually can go blind, and your skin slowly burns off, leaving you exposed.
The only cure is listening to Cady Groves songs.
OH MY GOSH DOBIE HAS LUFFNARD FEVER. CALL A DOCTOR.
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