Fisting a person with a Prolapsed Anus
Hey Mac, did you Chimp Fist Jan’s daughter?
Northern English slang.
To punch or hit someone / to receive a hit or punch from someone.
"I was up gym, some lad though he was all that, started getting mouthy, even tried to give me some fist, so I sparked him right in his gob"
McDouble Fisting is the act of holding and eating two McDoubles, one in each hand.
Jay - Hey, check out that fat guy McDouble Fisting over there all by himself in the corner booth.
Ryan - Haha, I'm lovin' it.
The Art of the Dishonorable Fist is an ancient martial art that specializes in busting balls, trashing testes, squashing scrotum, and knocking nuts.
Monkey Steals the Peach is one of its most well known techniques.
Famous masters of the Dishonorable Fist include Jules Stryker, Thaddeus Lowblow, Hamad de Balzac, and Joe Chambeau.
Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
Fisting someone with your thumb up.
Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo
When you punch someone and their teeth get stuck in your fist.
"Sam hit that dude so hard he had a fist grin."