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In reference to an individual possessing a back that is so colossal such that the combined width of two family sized refrigerators is not enough to accommodate the ferociously vast size of their back
Person 1 AKA(2 fridge) - DONT get me tight mf
Person 2 Shut tf up 2 fridge, that’s why when you laugh yo stomach laugh with you
To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.
Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?
Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.
Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?
Matt: Yeah.
Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.
- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.
A frigid school girl who has been taught that sex is WRONG!
Guy: I think we should, take things to the next level don't you?
Girl: Ahhh intimacy!
Guy: God you're such a fridge-nun!
A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.
“Let me get your number”- Random guy
“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy
When your refrigerator is so stinky and filthy it's better to just throw it away rather than clean it.
Daym son, you better just nuke the Fridge. There ain't no way we gonna clean that up.
An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head
My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.