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When you knock on a bathroom door only to find no one inside.
I stood there for 10 minutes ghost knocking. Can you believe it?
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While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!
I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!
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The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.
That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.
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A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
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When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.
“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”
“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”
“Oooh boy…”
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An item that is made to look like the original product. But lacks in every aspect. the quality is bad, looks tacky and it’s usually very cheap.
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It’s the call of when your teammate in Fortnite got shot to the point where he is knocked down, and is slowly dying. Either you save him and give him meds and shield, or you let him die and take his loot.
Joe: I’m knocked! Come help me!
Bill: I’ll save you!
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