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Mexican Jackhammer
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.
My balls are the size of grapefruits this morning after Consuela gave me an amazing Mexican Jackhammer last night
When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.
When we got home from Taco Bell, I was flipping her bean and she covered my hand in Mexican Butter.
Male masturbation where the penis is doused in hot sauce and placed between the palms of the hands, and the hands are rubbed together over the penis like they are being warmed in a campfire.
Jose performed a Mexican Campfire when he ran out of lube.
A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.
A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"
The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.
After the club, Bruce and I went home and I gave him the ol' Mexican Highdive.
When tip of my poop sticks put of the water
I just shit so much, I left a Mexican Iceberg
When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.
Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.