Hot Fudge Monday

When a guy takes a shit inside a girls vag and then cums on top of it to simulate whipped cream, can also be accompanied by genital mutilation so that the blood simulates cherries.

Marie Hoeft loves getting a hot pile of shit in her vag and also enjoys having a knife slashed through her folds causing her to bleed all over it, the crazy bitch calls it a Hot Fudge Monday.

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Made my Monday

also known as MMM; Appropriate phrase when someone has either made your day on a Sunday night, and it can hold you through Monday, the crappiest day of the week. Can also be used any time of the week when you haven't fully made their week.

Dude, that video on YouTube was so great Saturday, it made my Monday.

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Piss Up Monday

When a shit, monday of college looks certain, get a couple of pals together, head down the ol' off license, and get yourself a shit load of Desperado's, along with a bottle of Vodka, and get Shit Faced.....

Ross: Dont get all "Moaty" on me, get your ass down the ol' Off license, Time for 'Piss Up Monday'.
The Lads: On it!!!
Micheal: Ok, But dont tell my mum, Only allowed three beers a week'.
Jamie: Lets go get some BRAIN!!

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Pork monday

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

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hell come Monday

A phrase that is normally used with 'like' in front of it that is used to emphasize the extreme degree of the previous phrase.

It hurts like hell come Monday.

He looks like hell come Monday.

I'm busy as hell come Monday.

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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after a super bowl when you feel hungover but still must attend: school, work, ect.

You're also still trying to remember who you were doin' in your buddie's kitchen.

Kinda like an overly progressed version of a case of the Mondays.

Hey man! Let's get a WORKIN'!
Shut up man. I'm suffereing from a Super Bowl Monday.
Okay. I'm gonna memo you about that later.

I saw you were bangin' Jill in my kitchen man while the Colts got a touchdown. Now that's what I call a score!
That's who it was?
Yea.
Damn. What a Super Bowl Monday

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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday that my factory gives the workers a day off, because Everybody is hung over from the night before... Superbowl Sunday.

Dude I'm so hungover! ..Im glad its Super Bowl Monday at work!

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