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Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.

Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!

by Don't click this January 11, 2024


Nintendo Ninjas

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have a 8TB External SSD for my Wii U boasting with every game existed all the way up to the Wii U. The entire setup costed $9,999,999. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.

Nintendo NInjas are nothing but jokemen.

by March 7, 2024

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Nintendo Ninjas

Employees in black suits who drive large black suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms

Plainrock124 was caught by the Nintendo Ninjas.

by NiggasInPans May 7, 2024


Nintendo Magic

A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.

"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."

Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?

Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"

by ravensfreak December 29, 2011


Nintendoitis

A condition very common among 8-bit games, but can be applied to any game in which this happens, even if it's not a Nintendo game. It is a condition in which an enemy that was just killed would respawn in the same place if the screen scrolled to the left and then back to the right (or right then left). This condition is most prominent in games like Super Mario Bros. 2

Hey, I just killed that guy! He came back while I was going for that 1up! This game has Nintendoitis bad.

by tacticalbacon November 26, 2010


personal nintendo advisor

An experienced NES gamer, preferably concieved in the 80s, which shall provide consulting for others that aspire to rock the frustrating 8-bit games of lore

Cable's out. Internet's out. The ! $#@ we do? NINTENDO. Consult our personal nintendo advisor!

by ryamil July 4, 2013


Nintendo’s skanky whore

A very hardcore sex Nintendo cosplay whore.

Hey there Jurre! Its me Joeri! Lets have a threesome with Nintendo’s skanky whore.

by JoeDenRi May 26, 2020