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The fear of someone taking an absolute mug of you with their 0.5 camera
Tasha: I have a fear of 0.5 pictures
John: me too
When you experience morning wood so powerful and long lasting, that you are unable to roll from your back to your stomach in bed, and are propped up like a picture frame.
Babe can you please take care of this thing? I'm picture framing like a mofo over here.
Something that should exist, but doesn't.
P1: Hey have you looked at ud pictures?
P2: Wait that exists?
P1: No, but it should.
P2: (nods in agreement)
If you take a picture with mr vallero than your amazing.
take a picture with mr v if your cool
If you take a picture with Mr Vallero your the best person alive.
I take a picture with mr v if your cool
Pictures taken with a woman, that is at LEAST 3 points above your cosmetic point scale rating (1-10), next to your bed immediately before or following intercourse.
That chick was way too hot for you! If you hit it I want pictures with Carmen.