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A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
(often with negative or pejorative connotations) a gay man’s sexual appendage. I.e. Rusty Nail, i.e. Shit Dick
Did you hear that Zach and Jake had sex last night? You already know that booty pole is brown.
Don't you even know your best friends belief system?... space poles Sam
When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.
That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.
A place where minors go to their neighborhood park and practice their pole dancing for broadway.
Tanner went to the Pole Park and to practice his terrible pole dancing.
"you still dating that pole cozy that dances at Scores?"
"Im not just some pole cozy -Im paying my way through medical school!"
A large pole witch is used for stacking and collecting Peanuts. People will use the peanuts for making Peanutbutter poles.
Dude I just got a full peanut pole...now can have peanutbutter toast for dayss.