Smell my cheese

A technique used to punch your friends/someone who deserves it.
You put your fist on the flat palm of your other hand and tell the victim to smell your cheese. When they put their face near your fist, you punch them. Simple as that.
Lazy cousin of The Cancer Prank.

Person 1: Hey Dan, smell my cheese. -Holds out 'cheese'-
Person 2: Um, okay... -Does so-
Person 1: -Punch-
Person 2: OW. You bastard!

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I smell Bacon

Code phrase for a member of funnyjunk.com. One must always respond to this with the phrase, 'With or without wings?'

Teacher: "Class, please turn to page 69 in your textboo-"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"

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to smell your grandma

To show understanding of another person's statement or situation

Matt: The hottub was hot, she was ready, how could I say no? You know what I'm trying to say?
Adrianna: Yes I do, I'm definitely smellin' your grandma on that one.

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i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

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boy-teen smell

boy-teen smell is the body odor of young teen males.

Matt says he likes my boy-teen smell because it gives him an instant boner!

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It Smells Like College

What old people say when they smell weed.

You walk out of a fish bowled apartment directly into one of you neighbors who proceeds to exclaim "It smells like college".

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poop cheese smell

The pukke smell of of someones dirty ass which is a combination of poop and cheese. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

His ass smells like a deadly combination of poop and nasty cheese " POOP CHEESE SMELL ". KM called Mr. poop cheese out on his poop cheese.

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