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When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.
Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"
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The redefined sexual position of 69 in which the person on top deposits diarrhea while the individual on bottom is orally licking the anus, drinking said excrement.
I just got a shitty perspective of life after my girlfriend gave the Juicey Squirts.
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A soda owned by the SEVEN UP DR. PEPPER company that has special internal properties and external properties.
Internal property is quencher.
On the dating site a redundant revelation as the external property.
I noticed after I drank a water and A SQUIRT SODA I have to PISS with urgency.
I notice A SQUIRT SODA really quenches the THIRST OF CANADIANS especially JUSTIN BIEBER.
Did you know that ASSH0LE on SQUIRT as I will tell you this DABRION as it's worth a MILIION DOLLARS in BRIBRRY MONEY the ENCORE gladly gave you as you were the CARR that the number 4 ad a good thing the FBI RAIDERS were looking for too ICE MOM at the WYNN as ASSH0LE got trespassed out of the WYNN for ,now over A SQUIRT SODA A JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE that coordinated a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB:MATTHEW O MADDOX.452 to show once and for all the WYNN ASCRIPTION at LOSER'S AT MGM was worth A SQUIRT SODA to drink and remember this " ALL PEDOPHILES ARE WELCOMED ". , cause UNCLE CRACKER MARK SHAFFER OF KID ROCK ROBERT RICHIE would not have it any other way.
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Same as hitting it and quitting it. You have sex with a female then leave her in the dust.
Me and Hannah hooked up last night. She wanted a relationship so I had to squirt and skirt
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The end result of Connor eating too much guacamole, ranch, or sour cream. Usually happens after he eats a large burrito, or chicken with lots of ra
uh oh!! Connor has the dooshy squirts again!!!
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when a girl squirts during her period
girl1:what did you do last night
girl2:i was watching porn and got a cherry squirt
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