bean water

What you call coffee if it is the only thing in the house that you have to drink.

Drinking bean water before you go to sleep tweaks you out and makes you sweat.

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Fap water

The water in a bathtub after you are done fapping in it.

I fapped in the bathtub and my mom told me not to drain the water because my little sister still had to take her bath. She promptly splashed around and gurgled my Fap Water. Julie, if you read this in the future, I'm so sorry.

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Water Pong

Water Pong is the generic term referring to a revolutionary take on beer pong. The game Poolside Pong is the Inflatable beer pong table that allows you to play beer pong in water. Hence the term water pong.

Lets go play some water pong at the beach.

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boob water

water collected by the boob area of a woman's bathing suit and must then be squeezed out

*girl squeezes boobs in bathing suit*
guy: umm what are you doing?
girl: squeezing out my boob water gosh

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water nazi

An overly aggresive Water Conservation Officer who spreads fear to those who fail to acknowledge sprinking restrictions and fines them accordingly. A real oppressive force.

Ah shit! Here comes the Water Nazi. TURN OFF the sprinkler or he'll fine us back to the stone age again.

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Pan Water

Pan water is the only hope of hydration you have when the gaff runs out of cups, a pan filled with water for the boys to drink from.

Oi mate pass that pan over here the now am needing some pan water

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Water-done

A state of inebriation in which an individual should only drink water for the rest of the night if he/she intends to not suffer from severe alcohol poisoning.

Ethan: stumbles and knocks over a large birdbath while puking

Robert: "Hey man, why don't you sit over here and just drink this water. I don't think you need anymore beer tonight."

Ethan: "*incomprehensible gibberish*, I'M WATER-DONE!!!"

Robert: "That's right buddy your water-done."

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